How to Construct PU Routines

So WHOSE fantasy is stronger? Her "I'm so important" fantasy, or *your* structured fantasy? Huh?

FUCK having the stronger reality. HAVE THE STRONGER FANTASY. BEAT UP her fantasy with your fantasy. Once your fantasy has kicked her fantasy in the teeth several times, her fantasy will run far, far away, back to its fantasy mama, and you'll be left with perfectly normal girls that you can gain rapport with. Plus, she'll love you for all the emotions you just took her through. Fuck yeah.

8. CONVEYING YOUR VALUES

I hate that terminology. Basically, you want the girls to see how cool you are. So make a list (as Doc suggested on Cliff's list not long ago) with all of the values you want to convey in a set. My list includes:
fun, dominant, funny, confident, studly, social, high status, non-judgmental, non-possessive, accepting of her sexuality.

Now all you need to do is imagine a routine that conveys each value. For non-judgmental and sex stuff, I use C vs U, except the person who told me is my stripper friend from Australia. For dominant, I use a "chumps in a bar" story, plus my 100% true "punched in the face" story. For high status, I say I have a PhD. Haaaaa. For social, I usually talk about all of the people I've met in the past week. For studly... ok, you got me. I have no idea how to convey that. ;)

9. FIELD THE ROUTINES

Everything you've done up to this point has taken, at most, two hours. If you took any longer, STOP. PENCILS DOWN. TURN IN YOUR WORK.

Now you need to go out and see which routines the girls like. These will NEVER be the ones you like. EVER. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THINGS YOU SAY ARE FUNNY. Only other people do. So you need to go out a lot and just field the routines. It's kind of fun - girls get SO into this bullshit, and if you ever run out of material, then just keep talking until they get bored. Even GUYS get into this bullshit - see Tyler's recent "astrology" post and all the replies it generated.

After you've been out for a week (or even a day or two!), you'll start revising. Trust me - if you're conscious of the process, you'll realize what parts work, and which ones don't. If you're not conscious of it, then get a wing, and listen to each other. You will NOT get laid doing this (well, ok, you might, since even chumps get laid every now and then), but it's like batting practice.

That's it.

Notes:

1. If it can't be done (they're looking away), then ask for a quick female opinion, and always time constrain when necessary, of course.

2. Exactly like Fox News does with the Democrats ALL THE TIME. Who cares if it's true - it WORKS. It makes them defensive, and their social value goes down as a result.

3. In Long Island, this is fucking hysterical, since she does have big hair.

Props:

90% of everything I've said in this post is sitting in Tyler's archive. But it's a big archive, and finding this stuff sucks. That's why $$$FEMINATOR$$$ was so awesome! He was like the ASF intern. Someone with a little experience who would go through that archive and pull out the nuggets would be so useful.

Also, huge props to Harmless, who I think has summarized all of this very well.

Finally, as I said up above, this is for my own usage. If you don't like it, don't use it. If you have constructive comments, go ahead. If you think it sucks, I'll only care if you can tell me *why*. Any other comments are not in my reality.

Besides - I'm WAY too busy listening to the voices in my head.

By parkblvd