How to Construct PU Routines

5. ADD-ONS

*Now* that we have a boring story, we can start to add all the typical ASF BS.

5a. Physically/Vocally act it out

One good thing to do is to physically act out the premise JUST A LITTLE. Don't talk with your hands! Don't be too animated. But - when I say:

"His hair is sort of like - well, there's not too much on the top, and there's a lot on the sides," I'll put my hands up and demonstrate JUST A LITTLE.

If I'm talking about watching a sunset, I tip my head and actually see the sun set. My eyes narrow, my pupils likely dilate, the works.

If I'm talking about my nieces fighting, I do their voices, since it is ass-funny when I do high-pitched voices.

This sounds lame, and honestly, you really have to feel this out. Do a LOT of act-outs to begin with. Really - go MANIC for a week or two. It's not alpha, and nine out of ten times, it won't work. But that tenth time, girls will LAUGH at what you're doing, since every human does a few impressions VERY WELL, including some really unexpected ones. Remember which ones they laughed at, and after the two weeks are up, do only those. Don't be afraid to throw away parts that you LOVE, but which girls aren't laughing at. Also don't be afraid to throw away material Tyler and others say is field-tested. It is - for them, with their attitude. It will work for you - someday - but if it isn't working today, drop it.

It really, really helps at this point to watch Seinfeld's movie, "Comedian". If you think you know ANYTHING at all about how your audience (women and some dudes) will respond before you deliver the material, watch this movie.

5b. Qualify them

I hate saying, "Qualify them," since it sounds wrong.

YOU NEED TO MAKE HER QUALIFY HERSELF.

The easiest way to make a girl qualify herself DURING the routine is to compare her to something or someone in the routine. It doesn't have to be something about her, or even close to true - just MAKE IT UP. She'll STILL have to deny it!(2)

i.e.
"His hair is sort of like - well, there's not too much on the top, and there's a lot on the sides, KIND OF LIKE YOURS (point to the target)."

She denies the fact that she's losing her hair.

"No - there's a latin term for hair like yours - LITERALLY, it means 'Big Hair'."

She denies having big hair.(3)

(ha ha, I'm attracting her)

If you're much higher value than her, then you must tone this way down, but then again, if you're so high value, why are you reading something that says "for newbs" in the title? Also, anyone can call a girl a Powerpuff girl, a View girl, or just plain old "bitch". But if it feels awkward to just come out and do it at a random time, then give what I said a try.

5c. Drama

Anything that has you being chased, or you being beaten up, or you possibly dying in a comical manner is good. Also good are gay people, little kids, old men, and stuff little girls do. "I was being chased by a swarm of gay bees, and then the old beekeeper came out in his suit and beat the hell out of me, and finally his granddaughter took her stuffed bee and rammed it into my crotch" has a lot of drama.

6. MORE ROUTINES

So you made up a *30 second* routine. So what. Good job! Now make up six more. I'll do one here again - 26's glasses routine.

I hated that fucking routine. I'd run it, and the girls would say, ON or OFF and I'd have nowhere to go. But - this routine already has a hook! So I took this structure and said:

Can I add social dynamics? Ok - clearly, someone gave me the glasses. But why?

So I'd say, "Hey - do I look better with these on or off?" [hook]

(they answer, but since girls are weak, I don't care)

"I was in the Hamptons this weekend. With my friends. And this guy comes up to me and just starts talking. [social dynamics] He had these weird facial expressions - kind of like yours. It's not a good thing." [qualify your target]