How to get laid in the next month or two

There's two tricks for this. First, at your place, you could have take her shoes off at the door. This will make her more comfortable as well as shorter relative to you if she was wearing heels, and be the "symbolic article". At her place, kick your shoes at some place.

As for clothes actually flying off, if you're under the blanket or you've taken it to the bed, and she's saying no, go to take your belt off. She'll say no. Then you say, "Belt's cutting into my side... taking it off..." and just do it, then fling it off to the side of the bed/couch like you would an article you just took off for sex.

A couple other things. If she says "no sex" say, "Cool. I like just kissing and cuddling with you" with a warm smile. Same for any variation of that, like "we're not having sex tonight" or any such thing after you've started kissing (before you've started kissing, just say "okay" if she says that).

25. Some last things.

If on any particular day, the girl doesn't want to have sex, don't push her. Just chill. It'll come, and you show you respect her if you don't push and you actually like her. Be aggressive but not horny (the working out will help with this).

It's VERY OKAY if you start working out and getting your life in order for the wrong reason - to get women. You don't need to lie and say, "I'm going to hit the iron for me, rah rah rah." You're doing it to get laid. That's cool. That's why everyone starts. You'll grow to love it and do it for the "right reasons" later. For now, do it for the wrong reasons but do do it.

This is "how to get laid in 30-60 days". Not "how to get laid tomorrow". In two weeks - yes two weeks - of hitting the iron, you'll feel stronger and walk more proud and taller. If you take your time and don't pressure yourself with girls, you'll be more likely to lay them. This gives you your best shot of getting laid.

After you sleep with a half dozen girls or so using the simple techniques here, come back and learn the crazy stuff. Get "good at the game". Learn techniques and finesses and everything else. But if you're a guy that doesn't want to sell out who you are, use a bunch of crazy stuff, and wait a year+ to see results, go simple like this. The first six notes make you the kind of guy that's going to appeal to at least a few women. It's a lot easier to get laid being a guy women want to have sex with instead of a guy they don't. Trust me on that one, because I actually put in the time and got good at doing it the painful way, and was apalled at how easy it was to get laid if you're the kind of guy a woman wants.

It does take some time though. This isn't a magical fix. Like anything else, the real answer is hard work. Hey, I like to keyboard jockey it up here with acronyms and theories and whatever else too, and if you're here for entertainment purposes, there's a lot of entertainment here. But if you want to get laid in the next two months - and get laid a lot subsequently if you can get this down - here you go. You got this one, homie. Let me know how it goes.

By Sebastian