Neg Collection V

1. - (hb8 with shiny silver handbag) - "Cool handbag. Did you spraypaint it yourself?"
2. - "I like your belt. My little sister wore one just like that to her school disco last week."
"so how tall are you, 5'5?" (always guess an inch or so below how tall you think they are, and check their shoes too to deduct some further inches).
"are those contact lenses?".
Was trying to order a drink at the bar at a packed club recently and felt someone trying to push in beside me. As I turned around to see who was shoving I barked, "stop pushing" and then found I had just said this to a HB10Blonde.

HB10: ...Well, stop hogging the bar [- she had full bitch shield up and spoke as though she was the queen of HBs and obviously expected me to start kissing her ass like every other guy that evening]

Instead I busted her balls:

Here is the neg I used - I thought it up on the spot
Me: Hey You're a 10...[I paused, looked her up and down]
Me: Well maybe a 7!
HB10:.. she was speechless and I could see that she was gutted by this remark.
Me: What's wrong? 7 is good - no-one is perfect
This changed her in an instant and suddenly I was in charge - I did something DIFFERENT to everyone else.

I think this is to be kept in reserve for disarming HB10s who are acting the bitch.
I have another one I like, also reserved for hb 9-10 usually blondes (but also works with any colored hair)
Turn to pushy/whiny hb trying to get a drink. Ease up honey they're serving liquor, not peroxide. Plus it looks like you've had enough already...
To any Dancing chick: I can see someone paid 29.95 for Darren's dance Grooves.

Shezz: Oh...your one of 'those' Bad Apples..arent you! (Statement) *sigh*

i like your hairstyle. but you should let the hairstylist do it next time

If she's taller:
So how is the weather up there?

If She is shorter:
So how's the weather down there?

If she stumbles:
First day on your new feet, ah?
oh, and this one time at band camp..."

I love your hair, ever seen the addams family