Neg Collection V

The patronizing neg: Tells her she's immature, or has less evolved social skills
-That was cute- or -You're cute
-How old are you?
-How short are you?
-Do that again

The lie neg: To expect her to believe these you would be insulting her intellegence
-My parent parents died in a plane crash before I was born.
-Did you know Webster's Dictionary was removing the word "gullible"?

Spading negs: These tell her you've hardly recognized her as a female, so her beauty has no power over you
-Dude
-Bro
-Buddy

Grade school negs: Just silly, informal shit. Good for fluffing.
-Dork
-Goober
-Retard

The "Not, are you?" neg: Accuses her of being or doing something you find unacceptable or unattractive.
-You're not (insert anything), are you?

-(ex) "You're not shoplifting, are you?"
Aww.. your eyes are lovely.. especially the left one!Wow.. you work out.. now and then..Wow.. you could ALMOST be a stripper!You are pretty.. you could have been a model.. if slightly taller.. and slimmer..You are pretty.. are you an EX model..I had to come talk to you cos you looked so cute.. from over there! (point)You look really sexy.. from behind!Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? (pull) Hey it moved! ... Wow.. you could be a hair model.. if you lose the split ends!You are cute.. in a kinda strange way!You got an interesting figure!You have something on your nose.Cool perfume. I think my granny wears the same.Your hands are so SOFT and GENTLE, like toilet paper.You look very stunning, must be the lighting.You have some real beautiful, gorgeous hair, like Lassie's.
"Buy me a drink and I'll tell you everything!"

*Girl Working*

YOU: Busy today?
HER: Yea, really busy!
YOU: I can tell, your hair is all over the place

'I [i/]love[/i] your eyes.' look into her eyes, 'OMG, are those contacts! Oh, you little cheat' playful hit 'I totally fell for that!'

PUA: 'You have beautiful eyes. Can I touch them?'
"you make that 80s haircut work"...
"you almost make that haircut work..."
"add one more day in the gym and you'd be smokin"
"I dig the way you give up fashion for comfort".
Holy shit. You really don't know what you're doing, do you?
"You have a very loud friend."
Move her beer away from her....lean in little bit whisper "you shouldn't be drinking....you already not making any sense"
when she says something stupid: "How much to drink have you had already?!?" ....."Alcoholic!"

"You are sooo cute, i'd adopt your. Put a little mat at the foot of my bed... you could sleep there"

Grabby or interrupts: Guys, she's totally like my little sister, cute (bit of playful) and annoying( serious) * Mystery's line after: How do you role with her?
Me: "You're not that hot but there's something about you that kind of intrigues me" (Be careful with this one)
"You don't seem too adventurous, but you might make a nice friend..." (How old are you?) "Why, do you need someone to buy beer for you?"
"You're funny! ....but looks aren't everything."
Holy shit, is that a penis in your pants???
"wow ur nuts have u been taking ur medication?"
"Hmm, you have very clear skin....oh, wait, it's just foundation. Looks realistic, though."Then you can follow it up a little while later with, "So what about your eyelashes? They're fake too?Please, at least tell me your hair is real..."