Neg Routine Collection IV

author:          "Mystery"
date:             Tue 8 Jan 2002 22:47 GMT
website:       www.fastseduction.com
subject:       Neg Routine Collection IV  ...You: Watch this. Here, pull my finger. This is good. [Your target: pulls your finger. Make a fart sound with your lips.] Wow. You actually  ...

If a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, "Only one... don't be greedy." If she says, "Yes, but I'm French," you reply, "Are all French girls as greedy as you?"

"That's a nice hairstyle... is that your real hair?" Smile and look at her to show her you are being sincere and not insulting.

Her: Oh, I'm a model.
You: What, like a hand model?

"Ewww, your palms are sweaty... ewwww!!!!! Where have your hands been? No, don't tell me; I do not want to know!"

"You've got something in your ear."

You: Watch this. Here, pull my finger. This is good. [Your target: pulls your finger. Make a fart sound with your lips.] Wow. You actually pulled my finger! Haaa! No, no jus' kidding, here, really, pull on my finger. No, honest, this is good; trust me. [She pulls it—fart sound again.] Oh man!!! That's twice!!! I can't believe you! My niece is six and doesn't fall for that shit anymore! How old are you?