So you want to neg? Do it right

My friend had never riden on one before so it took him a while to get the hang of it, and he almost got caught by the coast guard. But, we watched the sun go down, then decide why end now and call everyone we know about a party we're throwing at my house. We're heading back to shore and for some reason I say "Race Me" and we barrel ahead and then I hear this loud SHHHHHHHHHHH underneath me, we rode up on the coast so fast we didn't even see the beach. So we're skidding on sand and I hit the brakes for all the good it did, but John just fucking goes flying past and rams the side of the Jet into some Hotel Rent-a-Boat and goes flying like Chris Reeves pow right into the sand. Needless to say we had a bitch of a time like always and he broke his thumb but otherwise everything was fine so I took him to the hospital and we waited... and waited... and waited until a doctor came and then finally he came did his thing and, we're on our way to my place when we turn onto my steet and see all these car's parked on the side. We both looked at each other and in this utter moment of Wayne's World yelled "PARTY ON!" Fucking Great night man, just genius."

BAM! See the DHVs? My Friend works at an investment firm, we know how to have a good time, I own my own house, I own Wave Runners, He Just Bought a New Car, I'm my own boss and I'm a Romatic. That's a great 6 minutes skit I use all the time, with some changes obviously. By using these DHVs I show that A.) I have value and/or B.) I'm out of her league. (In the case of B this is intended to be an FDQ which like all FDQs can be salvaged, that's their purpose, be wary of using this though, it can be a True DQ.)

So that's that. Do not Neg this doll instead get her to sell herself to you, by showing that you have value a high value, that you're not interested in sex (at least not sex alone) and by being playful with her. This is more Cocky Funny Routines, than Neg Routines.
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Negging and DLVs and FDQs aren't extraordinarily complicated so stay with me here, this is a great concept and it will improve your game when you fully understand it.

The objective of a Neg is one of several things.

In a group a neg serves the purpose of showing disinterest. There is an old saying, "use the carrot, not the whip" meaning, in order to get a stubborn mule to walk you must tempt it by dangling a carrot in front of it, beating it will only make it more stubborn. By showing no interest in her she feel's more comfortable around you, you're not after her, you're not another lame loser just trying to get inside her. You've got no whip.
But the Neg is also serving the purpose of avoiding her, ignoring her. Every time she tries to interject in your story you say, "Can I finish" and she feel disconnected from the fun and she wants in. This is you're carrot. The Neg also serves the purpose of disarming the obstacles, they do not feel the need to be maternal or protective, you have no whip, you are no hunter, etc.

Got it?

In a one-set, the reason you neg the target is obviously not to disarm objects or make her feign for attention, rather you do it solely for the purpose of showing disinterest. It is in these cases that you will most likely replace a neg for a FDQ (False Disqualifier) i.e. "Too bad I’m gay or you'd be so my type." You didn't say anything to hurt her, but she can now lower her BS (Bitch Shield) Because "Oh he's gay," you're not another lovable loser, then once you two are making out, it won't matter that you said you were gay. You may also option out the neg for the DLV or Demonstration of Lower Value. Generally speaking DLVs are bad, except when they are used in place of a neg, they have the same effect without her ego/confidence/esteem being attacked at all. An example of this is "I'm such a cheap ass, ha ha, I mean I shop a Penny's for christs sake." You're not trying to impress her, or you're proving you're a total loser, either way you're no threat, auto defenses "disengaged."