Neg Collection II

Lipstick: I like your the color of your lipstick...

Lipstick on Teeth: You have some lipstick on your teeth.

Loud: You have a very loud friend.

Make-Up: I bet you're even prettier without so much make-up on.

Medication: Wow. You're nuts. Have you been taking your medication?

Middle Finger: Target uses body language to signal your a loser: Smile at her and give her the middle finger at the same time.

Model, Hand: You're a model? You must be a hand model/your hair looks kinda nice.

Model, Short: Wow, you look great.. you could be a model... if you were little bit taller ... and little bit thinner..

Mom: Heyyy I like that shirt (shoes, jewelry, etc.) My mom has it. But she's not that old so don't worry. Or: She still has some decent fashion sense though. Or: But she's still pretty cool.

Musician: Hey Deb, you used to come to my gigs all the time? Her: No, but blah ... what instrument, yada, yada, when are you playing? Call me.

Nails: Nice nails. Are they real? Her: Blah. Oh but they STILL LOOK NICE.

Necklace: I saw a girl with that same necklace on earlier today, it looked really good.

Nervous: Target of set seems dismissive or distant: You look nervous, do you have an exam tomorrow or something? Or: Are the cops after you? Or: Don't be, I'm not even hitting on you yet.

New: Hey, I like your (shirt, jeans, purse, etc.)....Did you get (it, them, those) new?

Nice Girl: I don't think we should get to know each other. Her: Why? You're too much of a nice girl for me.

Nose: You've got something on your nose.

Nose, Lips: Has anyone ever told you your lips make your nose look small/big? (Opposite of her nose size.)

Nose, Real: Nice nose...is it real??!!? (Inquisitive body language.)

Nose, Similar: Hey, I hadn't noticed it, but your nose looks exactly like mine (or: his = her friend)! Her: No way!!

Nose Wiggles: Your nose wiggles when you talk. ... That's so cute.

Nose Wiggles: Holy crap!!!...Your nose wiggles when you talk...Hey it's doing it again!! Oh it's ok for being human.....From now on I'm gonna call you wiggly (or squishy).

Nostrils: Hey, how cute, your nostrils wiggle while you speak... Hey guys check this out (to her friends).

Not, Are You? Accuse her of being or doing something you find unacceptable or unattractive: You're not (shoplifting, etc.), are you?

Number Four: Hey, you're the fourth girl I've seen tonight wearing that top!!! I'm calling you number four!!

Penis: Holy shit, is that a penis in your pants???

Personality: You know, we've only been talking for two minutes, and already I'm having trouble imagining you with a personality.

Palms, Sweaty: Palm reading: Your hands are sweaty.

Palms, Sweaty: She won't comply: Eeeww!...Your palms are sweaty.

Paris Hilton: Wow you totally look like (remind me of) Paris Hilton. Did you see that episode of South Park? ("Stupid Spoiled Whore".)

Perfume, Grandma: Wow, I love that perfume! Her: Thanks. You: My grandma wears the same one. She picks up old men like crazy! Her: hahaha. You: OMG, she'd totally kick your ass if she thought you were trying to compete with her! Her: hahaha. You: So is that what you do? Try to pick up old men?

Peroxide: Works with any colored hair, turn to pushy/whiny HB9/10 trying to get a drink: Ease up honey they're serving liquor, not peroxide. Plus it looks like you've had enough already...

Princess: What do you want to be when you grow up? And don't say princess. Her: Blah You: Lame! You're a lameass.

Psycho: You're not a psycho are you?? Or she says you're mad: And I thought you were the friendly psycho!

Pull My Finger: Pull my finger...pfft ahhahaha. No really pull my finger...pffthahahha you fell for it again!

Remove: You've got something in your eye, ear, nose, teeth, mole, etc. (Help her remove it.)

Retarded: She does something stupid: Are you retarded?