Neg Collection II

Demanding: OMG, is she allways this demamding? How do you guys put up with her?

Desperate: If she starts talking about you to her friends after your first batch of negs: OMG, are you still talking about me?...How desperate are you?

Dress: Weren't you wearing this dress the last time you were here?

Drink: Take a sip of her drink, make a sour face, pause five seconds: You must have an alcohol problem to be drinking that. Her: You don't like that?

Drink, Buy Girl asks you (your name). You: Buy me a drink and I'll tell you everything!

Drink, Order: Waitress: Whaddaya want to drink? (Pause, look her in the eye.) What do you reccommend, are there any house specials? Her: Blah. (Look her dead in the eye, pause.) Nah, that sounds awful, why don't you just bring me a ______.

Drinking: Move her beer away from her....lean in a bit, whisper: You shouldn't be drinking....you're already not making any sense.

Drinks, Direct: I don't buy drinks for girls.

Ear: You've got something in your ear.

Earrings: Pull her hair back and look at her ear. Wait two seconds, DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL she asks: What's up with that? You: Those ear-rings are very popular tonight, they must have been on sale somewhere. Her: These ear rings, who else is wearing these exact ear rings. You: Some woman who bought my drink, I'm sure she's still somewhere around here.

Earrings, Heavy: Those earrings are lovely, a little heavy on your ears but it's ok, people in Africa think that's sexy.

Easy: Hey, don't get any ideas, cos I ain't easy.

Etiquette: Look, I don't know where you're from...but where I'm from, etiquette and protocol are not optional. Now, just because mommy failed to teach you common courtesy, it's no reason why I (or my friend here) should have to suffer due to your ignorance. (Turn away, but don't leave.)

Eyes, Circle: Nooowaaay...do that again!!!? Her: What? You: your eyes just moved in a MASSIVE circle when you talked!!!!!

Eye Roll: Did you just roll your eyes at me? You LITTLE shithead! (Put up dukes and smirk.)

Eyebrows: Your crooked eyebrows are really bugging me!

Eye Crusties: Ohhhhh you have eye crusties. That's cute....No no don't rub them, I like eye crusties!"

Eyelashes, Kiss: Are your eyelashes fake? Either answer: Close your eyes so I can check. (Steal a kiss.)

Eyes: You have really pretty eyes. Especially the right one.

Eyes, Reflection: Stare deeply into her eyes: You've got beautiful eyes. Her: Thank you You: (Maintain eye contact.) But then again, I like anything I can see my reflection in.

Fake: Hmm, you have very clear skin....oh, wait, it's just foundation. Looks realistic, though. Later: So what about your eyelashes? They're fake too? Please, at least tell me your hair is real...

Fart: Sniff air: Did you just fart? (Quietly as if you were trying to ask ONLY her, but make sure her friends hear you.)

Fart, Tacos: Sniff air: What's that smell???? (Look at her.) I smell tacos! Did you have tacos today!?!

Favor: She asks a favor: Not with your attitude!!

Feet: Look at her feet: Aww that's so cute, my kid sister is pigeon-toed too.

Fly: I'm sorry, but I have to tell you something (pause) your fly is open.

Fool: She soft punches you: Girl.... girl (get her attention) You're making a fool out of yourself.

Freckle: Is that a freckle (age spot, bruise, etc.)?

Friend: You don't seem too adventurous, but you might make a nice friend...

Funny: You're funny! ....but looks aren't everything.

Garage Sale: To her bag, shoes, earrings, etc.: Hey you didn't get this in (so and so neighborhood) did you? Her: No...(confused) You: Really? I remember seeing something like this last week when i was helping my grandma put out some stuff for a garage sale.

Get Along: You and I would never get along. We're too similar.

Glitter: Are you wearing body glitter?

Gold: She has gold jewelry: Oh, that's a really cool, brass (necklace, earrings, bracelet, etc.)! Her: ...they're gold. You: (Act disappointed.) Oh, and here I thought you may be original or creative"