Neg Collection II

author:          "Sinn"
date:             Tue 5 Jan 2003 17:17 GMT
website:      www.fastseduction.com
subject:       Neg Collection II ...Contacts: I love your eyes. (Look into her eyes.) OMG, are those contacts! Oh, you little cheat. (playful hit) I totally fell for that!...

Adam's Apple: Is that an Adam's apple? (Touch her throat.) Oh, I guess not.

A.D.D. She interrupts: You can't sit still for one single minute, can you? Her: No. You: Do you have A.D.D.?

Adopt: You are sooo cute, I'd adopt your. Put a little mat at the foot of my bed... you could sleep there.

Age: Her: How old are you? You: Why, do you need someone to buy beer for you?

Alcoholic: She says something stupid: How much to drink have you had already?!? ..... Alcoholic!

Attention: She interrupts: Man, you were like that kid who would bring in a piece of candy-corn (tooth brush, slurpee, juice, etc.) to show-and-tell, weren't you?

Attractive: There's something attractive about you...I don't know what it is, but I'm curious to find out.

Back Turn: I just had to tell you this, your body is the most perfect body for a woman with a great personality. (Turn away for a minute. Look back.) Get us another 4 beers thanks. (Back turn for a minute. Look back.) Take a seat.

Bad Apple Oh...you're one of those Bad Apples..aren't you! (Statement. Sigh.)

Band Camp: She interrupts: Oh, and this one time at band camp...

Behind: You look sexy... from behind.

Belt: I like your belt. My little sister wore one just like that to her school disco last week.

Bet: Did you lose a bet with someone? Her: Why? You: Those shoes... OMG how do you wear them in public?

Blink: You blink a lot.

Breakfast: I've eaten girls like you for breakfast.

Breath, Tic-Tac: When she talks, gently interrupt: "Here..." and give her a tic-tac.

Busy, Hair: Busy today? Her: Yea, really busy! You: I can tell, your hair is all over the place.

Camoflauge Her top matches the chair pattern: Hey you're not scared of us are you? You look camoflauged over there.

Celebrity: You know, you remind me of someone. A celebrity!! Who do you look like? Her: Well, people tell me....(some hot actress) You: Nah--I mean, I can see it in your (eyes, smile, speech pattern, etc.)... (Snap your fingers.) I got it!..Ellen Degeneris! (Silence. Next to talk loses.) Her: WTF? No I don't--she's gross. You: No she's not. I mean she's a lesbian, and hence not my type--but she has a good look about her Or: clear skin Or: she is built well Or: a contemporary dresser Plus, she's really smart, (funny, successful, etc.) and people say she looks great in person. (Shift back to the original convo.)

Cellphone: Put your hat on her...lock her in. And answer your phone: Hey Ashley, ... (Pretend you are talking to your GF.) I'll be home late tonight. (Cover your cell, and say to target.) Hey..don't be snoopy....it's not polite. (Continue talking. At the end Always say "Me too.") Her: who is that? You: Aren't we being noisy. (Stick out toungue.) Or: Ashley. ... I'll be right back. (Walk away to get a drink, coffee, whatever.)

Chance: You don't have a chance.

Charm: What you lack in feminine charm you make up for in dress sense.

Cindy Lauper: Cindy Lauper called, said she was redoing her 80's video girls just want to have fun, looks like your dressed for the audition.

Clever: She says something even better than you: Wow that's clever. Did you make that up all by yourself?

Comfort: I dig the way you give up fashion for comfort.

Contacts: I love your eyes. (Look into her eyes.) OMG, are those contacts! Oh, you little cheat. (playful hit) I totally fell for that!

Crazy: Clothing store: Get two similar items and ask an attractive girl if you can get a female opinion on which one would be more attractive on you. She answers, say: Then I'll get this one. (Motion to the other one) I'm trying not to attract crazy women.

Cross-Dresser: Hey where did you get that skirt? Her: Blah. You: My uncle is a cross dresser and that would be perfect for him.

Cute: Haha! Awww, that's so cute!

Cute, Cat: You're almost as cute as my cat.

Dance: To dancing chick: I can see someone paid $29.95 for Darren's dance Grooves.