The Cologne Opener

Style: "Hey guys, I want your opinion on something. See, I have two different colognes on my wrists, and I want to see which one you like better."

(Let them smell the cologne. Be cocky and funny, neg the target, etc.)

Style: "The reason is, I have so many colognes from my ex-girlfriends on my shelf, and I want to give some of them away and keep the best ones."

Variation #1:

After she picks one, you pull out a pen and make a mark on your wrist, next to five or ten others.

Variation #2:

Her: "So what are they?"

Style: "This one is hemlock, this one is chloroform."

Variation #3:

Style: "Thanks. I have all these old colognes around the house, so I'm having a face off. This one has won ten days in a row!"

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