Jealous Girlfriend Opener

Style: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I'm trying to give my friend over there advice, but we're just a bunch of guys and not qualified to comment on these matters.
Girls: What?

Style: Okay, I've only got a sec. See Wing over there? Well, he has been dating a girl for three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is a two part question. So, imagine you've been dating someone for three months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from college. How do you feel about that?

Girls: blah blah blah are they just friends blah blah blah

Style: Yes, they're just friends. There's nothing else going on. They talk like once a week at most.

Girls: I think its fine / I don't think they should be talking / whatever
(At this point, Style has been body rocking out of the set. Now he rocks back in to continue the opener.)

Style: Okay, now let's say that he has a drawer in his apartment. And in that drawer he keeps all of his old photographs and letters. Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex's and some of the photographs happen to be with ex'es.

Girls: blah blah blah concerned comment blah blah question

Style: It's not like he ever looks at them. They are just there, like old souvenirs and memories of his past.

Girls: I think its fine / I think he should put them away in a closet / He should destroy them / whatever
Style: Okay, the reason I'm asking is because Wing's girlfriend says she doesn't want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants him to cut it off completely. And she wants him to destroy all of his old photos and letters from ex'es. She says it's just holding onto the past, and he should let go of it now. Personally, I thought it was extreme and a bit insecure. But what do I know. I'm a guy. And, as we all know, guys think differently from girls...

Girls: [excited responses]

Style: OMG, this is just like watching the View...

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