Some Old Open by Mystery - fun

author:        "Mystery"
date:            Mon, 07 Sep 1998 04:00:00 GMT
newsgroup: alt.seduction.fast
subject:       Openers

Consider these Openers:

OPENING LINES or OPENERS or INTROs or STARTERS or LEAD-INs

"Welcome to my world."

"I thought you'd like to join the party."

"I'm here."

"You traverse the stairs with such poise."

"Do I have a tan?" - "I really like tan lines. They are sexy to me. Not a farmers tan now, I dont think seeing a beautiful woman with beautiful pale skin and red arms as sexy. For a lobster maybe."

"I prefer a cold pepsi over a warm one." . . ."I once put a pepsi in the microwave thinking that I would drink a bubbly hot drink, well, all the bubbles dissipated from the drink and it tasted like sugary muddy water. Don't do it! You'll start growing hair in places you would prefer remained hairless ... like your tongue."

If a girl is on a cel phone and gets off, look down at your beeper and say, "Did you just page me? Sneaky girl! Very good!"

I'm tall so if a woman is sitting down I approach her and show her my palm and say "Press my elevator button." She presses my hand and I bend down saying, "going down ... buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" until Im crouched at her level. I then say, "My 6 year old niece LOVES that. Wait a sec, how ... old ... are you?"

If I'm near stairs, I'll tap a girl on her shoulder and say, "who am I?" I then dramatically jog up the stairs and when I reach the top, I start shadow boxing and dancing and putting arms in the air like rocky and singing, "feeling strong now ... " I then yell down to her, "Hey, look at this." I run all the way back down and I show a girl my eye. "Look close, can you see it? I've got the eye of the tiger, see?"