Opener Collection VII

Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it.

Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.

Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great.

Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.

DIRECT OPENERS Hi, I like you. And I'd like to get to know you. Hey, What's up? Where are you going? You're cute, are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I'd like to meet. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)

DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....

Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows…

DON'T TOUCH ME (David D.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say "don't touch me" … have something to immediately follow up with.

DRUG DEALER OPENER (unknown) Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality. "Hey, I need your opinion on something...does my friend here look like a drug dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this... (cheap kino on girl) and asked, ‘Hey man, you got some E?'" Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn't look too straight-laced.

I've done this where my wing will open with this and I'll pipe in with "Since I've changed my look I get asked, "do I party" like all the time. I think they're looking for cocaine. Another thing I've noticed is about 10 times a night I'll get someone coming up to me and asking "can I bum a cigarette"… I don't smoke but I'm seriously considering carrying around a pack… but not like regular cigarettes… like Virginia Slims 120s… then I'll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he'll be all like "WTF?" etc…"

EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix) Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can't remember who sings it. it goes "you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc...." who sings that???

(blah, blah, blah)

I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I KNOW that isn't right!

Then later in the night you can like reopen with "Dead or Alive…" This works with any one hit wonder 80s music.

ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?

I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you?

Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile?