Opener Collection VII

I really can't believe I'm posting this... I put this list together back in March when I was first starting out and had it in my head I needed a shit load of openers. I found myself going back to this list in the last few weeks since my wings keep stealing my openers (they don't get it yet that its not the opener itself but the way I deliver it) and I wanted mix things up with something new (or old).

Basically theres like well over fifty openers here. If you like took the time to open the 30-50 sets it takes to get really good with an opener with each one you'd be busy for well over a year.

Alright a couple things, I've tried to give credit to the original authors of the opener wherever possible. If you know the source of any (unknown) openers just post to the thread and I'll update the post. If I've credited the wrong person also let me know and I'll fix that too.

Also some of these are just the basic skeleton of the opener and theres probably better versions out there. If you know a fuller version of the opener post it in the thread and I'll update it.

I really tried my best to quickly clean these up and make them the best versions I possibly could though.

-rocker44

enjoy...

ARE YOU SHY? (unknown) Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven't said ‘hi".

BLIND DATE (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear, "hey, I need your opinion on something." "I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know how to dress to impress or act the right way" (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield)

NOW some girl would just tell you "be yourself"… you should reply with C&F line or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said "like this?" which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, "I need to know", and then change to a happy face and said "come on, tell me the secret to girls' hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like".

At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.

Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you advices to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowers...blah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones.

***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I'll use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction… this way you don't have to come off AFC***

COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.

Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.

COMPLIMENT OPENER Compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.

You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That's an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment

DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page.