Openers Collection VI

5. Undies (XMander)

Victoria Secrets, pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong. Immediately approach.

PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here. I'm helping my friend shop for his girlfriend for their anniversary, and he's completely helpless. Which would you rather receive, the boyshorts or the thong. (Holding up each as they are recited.)
HBs: Blah blah. (Doesn't matter which they say.)
PUA: (Whichever one the non-targets say, you agree with them.) See (WINGMAN), that's what I said. (Confident body language is required here. I mean you are holding very sexual objects, you have to come off as completely comfortable with it.) OK now we just need to figure out what size to get. (Look the target up and down like you are judging her.) Ok she's a bit smaller than you. What size do you where?

6. Valentine's Day (Magnus)

(1). Hey... did you get my card? Her: (Laugh.) "Yes." What about the chocolates? Her: "Yes." And flowers, did you like them? You liked them? That's cool, not all girls like Triffids.

(2). Hey... where's my card? I didn't get a card today? and I want chocolates!... and flowers! 3. Hey, thanks for the card! (Wink.) And those chocolates were great, it's good you weren't worried I'd think you were desperate. It was kind of you to promise to buy dinner in the note you sent with the flowers, too.

7. Valentine's Gift (Belistix)

Valentine's day: Should my roommate buy a valentine's gift for a girl that he just met a week ago at a club. They really hit it off, but he's wondering if it's too early.

8. Webbed Feet (Nilatak)

Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet?? I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couldn?t get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'! Her: "Is it you?" Or: "Is it (wing)?" Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!

9. Wheelchair (Unknown)

Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: "Yes, of course." (Bust on her response.) You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls. If they pause, add "?even if was a really NICE wheelchair?" What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?

You can keep stacking cocky and funny responses. If the conversation hits a dead end, throw in-

If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun....you could go on a mini adventure...

What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?

If she interrupts during sarge: (Cold read) You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply! (Transition to another Opener.) "Who lies more...guys or girls?"