Openers Collection VI

1. Toilet Paper (Style)

Which way should toilet paper roll?

2. TV Show (26)

This opener is outdated, but adaptable to current TV shows.

You: Hey guys. (Pause here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch ?Friends?? (Every chick North America watches this fucking show)
HBs: Yeah.
You: Ok, well you know it's their final season right? (Keep talking here? you don't need their answer) well did you know Joey is gonna have his own show after this season of Friends?
HBs: Yeah/No/Really, etc.
You: Yeah. He's gonna have his own show. He's gonna be the main guy. Do you guys think it will do well?
HBs: Yeah/No/Why are you asking this? (Yes, I had a couple say the last one? and to me? who cares if they say this? it weeds out those who I don't want to talk with that much quicker).
You: It's gonna have the same time slot that Friends has now. (Say how you think the show will do here. I usually say: I like Joey, but I don't think the show will work?blah blah blah)?
HBs: (Most of them agree).
You: I think it's like with Seinfeld? remember how George Castanza had a show and it bombed?? blah blah blah.

Several times we got in to talking about how Kramer, Elaine and George all had shows after Seinfeld and how they all tanked. They'd bring this up or I would. Another idea is to say the show will work.

3. Twin Brothers (Ross Jeffries)

You're at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absolutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you've ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone you've ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick?

4. Two Part Kiss (Style)

There IS a hole in opinion openers, and this one fills it. The problem is that the most commonly used opinion openers (jealous girlfriend, David Bowie, who lies more, etc.) appeal mostly to women. And most of us are approaching MIXED sets. This one is designed to appeal to guys first and foremost; women get super into it also; and it provides a way to AMOG guys in front of women.

PUA: Hey guys, we're having a debate and need a quick opinion on something. If a guy is dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun, is it cheating?
GROUP: Yeah, it's cheating.
PUA: Okay, that makes sense. So here's the real question. And I'll tell you why I'm asking in a second: If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun, is it cheating?
GROUP: The responses will vary, but if any guys say "no," you can bust on them for having a double-standard etc.
PUA: Okay. Interesting. The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there has been dating this girl. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. Now, some guys might be into that, but it pisses him off and he thinks it's cheating. She says it isn't. So we were trying to figure out who was right.
GROUP: Discussion ensues, which you will have to soon cut off and move into your next piece of material because they will go on and on about this and stale the topic and conversation.