Openers Collection V

16. Song (Unknown)

You're in a club, and a song comes on by a guy all the chicks love. Justin Timberlake song comes on at the club:

You: So do you like Justin Timberlake?
HB: Yes!
You: Yeah he's sexy ah? You know many girls have told me that I look like Justin Timberlake?
HB: Yeah! Whatever!?! (giggling)
You: You know this is true... Probably explains why you find me so sexy.
HB: (Giggles and lightly punchs your arm.)
You: That's right. Just relax and enjoy the experience. It's not every day you get to hang out with a guy who has the looks of a superstar.

17. Spells (Mystery)

Do you think spells work? Her: "Blah." The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type. Her: "Sure." No, really! (Touch her arm or waist.) Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?

18. Tattoo (Unknown)

Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here's the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriend's name tattooed on her shoulder. Her: "No, no don't let her do it." See that's the problem she's really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?

19. Technical Challenge (kmac)

You: (With a little energy) Excuse me, did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger ... ever?
HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh ... yeah.
You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question, or "take the technial challenge." ... Do you know the name of the show?

Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today, and I couldn't remember the name.

20. Ten Second Number Closes (Bishop)

Club or Bar: Walk right up to the women and say, "Great energy. I want you ladies at my party (tomorrow/next week/whenever it is)." Then take out your cell phone and ask, "Which one of you should I contact to give the directions?"

Fashion: "Nice fashion selection. I want you with me the next time I go clothes shopping." Then take out your phone and ask if she's in the same area code as you. Once you have the area code, say in an expectant tone, "Okay, what's the number?" Or if it's 2 or more women, "Which of you loves shopping the most, so I know which one to contact? Or would you both like to join me?"

Mall Fashion: "Nice fashion selection. I have to get going, or else I would have had you help me with some clothing selections. But I definitely want you with me the next time." Then just take out your cell and get her number.

Mall Carry: Walk up to the woman, extend your hand as you casually say, "Hey, I like the way you carry yourself, and you seem like you might be interesting." Make sure to give a firm, confident handshake. Oh, and unless she's in a bad mood or focused on something with intensity, she WILL, out of habit, shake your hand. Then say, "But I need to get going, so let's exchange information and continue this later."

How: Look her in the eye as you're speaking these words and with the same relaxed voice tone as if you were giving her directions to someplace you've been to a dozen times before.