Openers Collection V

1. Primp (Harmless)

First, here is the frame you're using for this opener: "You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!" You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs. You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up. "NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!" Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up. Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club. 

2. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!! (LowRider69)

Chill outside the club and open ghetto style. "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT..." If the girl turns around, jump into photos with the digi-cam... If the girls ignore you, "PSSSSSSSSSST" louder. Fucking hilarious. When you feel lazy and the chick is walking by... "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!"

3. Rich (Herbal, Tyler Durden)

Which one of you is the richest? Them: "Blah." Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook? (Pretty fun and opens easily. A variation of "Are you rich?")

4. Ricki Lake (Mystery)

Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him? (Good for occupying the obstacle of a 2-set for your wing.)

5. Ring (Unchaste)

For older chicks without wedding rings. Walk near her and give heavy EC. Then look at her hands.

Hi. I was just looking for something. Her: "What?" A ring. The kind of ring that should never come off. Even in the shower. The kind of ring that you would be naked without.

6. Ring Pop (Identity-X)

Take a ring-pop. (Candy you wear like a diamond ring). Approach and say, "Hey, wanna be me wife?" and put the ring on her finger. Her: WTF? Laughs. Then tell her she has to wear it for the rest of the night or else you'll call the wedding off.

7. The Rules (David Shade)

In a bookstore reading The Rules. "Excuse me!" Her: "Yes?" You: "Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women. Such as: ‘a woman should never call a man.' Is that effective?" The conversation can moved in other directions concerning relationships.


8. Sale of the Century (T)

You can open any set if you SELL it. Really act it out, enthusiasim is contagious. Open sets with total stupidities like, "Do you like apple juice?" Whether they say yes or no you can just go into what I call the "Sale of the Century Theory". Continue the conversation past the question by just chucking in random (even bullshitted) facts. Example: "How can you not like apple juice, goddam it it can cure arthritis...and your hands look a little stiff at the moment too, lets go get you some apple juice." If you SELL it, be enthusiastic (but don't look like a psycho) 90% they will come and get "apple juice" (or whatever) with you. "Sale of the Century" theory states that as long ass you sell the opener and then follow it with some crazy fact it can both open, DHV, and provide ample reason to venue change.