Openers Collection IV

14. New Pet (herzog)

Hey you guys, I need a female opinion...I want to get a pet, but I've got a bunch of criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don't want to have to clean up after it every day, it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends, but here's the thing...it needs to die within a year, because I don't want to commit to something for 15 years Or: But it has die within a year, because that's when I'm moving to Italy!

15. No Job Three Girlfriends (Neo-Rio)

Hey guys I'm trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See, I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. However, he has three girlfriends and he takes turn staying at each of their houses, and they cook for him and look after him and they don't ask anything from him. What do you think about that? Them: "Blah, that's terrible blah." So would you date someone like that? Them: "Blah, what a jerk blah, no way." So what I can't figure out is this... if it's so terrible, how is he able to do this? Maybe you ladies know because I'm stumped! Them: "Blah." (This part gets interesting because they may actually start to ask you stuff about the three women and the guy, and play little miss detective. Now, you can describe any of the women and the guy any way you want. Say one of them is a 40 year old lonely woman, and another is an 23 year old party chick alcoholic. It doesn't matter. You can neg the women for being Nancy Drew if you like.) Well I think you might be right, but you know, now that you mention it, I think it's because he isn't really able to look after himself well, so women feel sorry for him and look after him.

16. Notice (bobo_bobo)

"Hey I noticed X, Y?" For example, "Hey I noticed you have a Gucci watch, is that the new style?" "Hey I noticed you're drinking a Purple Hooter, are those any good?"

17. Opinion Intros (Flowz)

What's your VIEW on this siuation?

Whats your TAKE on that situation?

I need a female perspective? <-- GOLDEN

18. Pez (Mystery)

Walk up to a girl, tilt your head to the side and look serious, stare for a second and wait for her to give you the what do you want? look. Crack a half smile, and pull out the Pez.

You: Pez?
Her: Hehehe...I love Pez!
You: Didn't your mom warn you about taking candy from strangers?
Her: Yeah....
You: And it's bad for your teeth.
Her: Yeah, but I like it!
You: Isn't it funny how what's dangerous can be so exciting? Tell ya what...

Insta-date or time-bridge her.

19. Picking Up Chicks (Unknown)

Hi, we're picking up chicks.

20. Pimp Names (Jlaix)

Guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself. Which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"? Oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...

21. Plant and Stare (Tyler Durden)

Just walk up to girls and just stop. Like plant yourself in front of them. Give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like you're about to do something cocky or thought of something funny you're about to say, and they start giggling. The key is to stop abruptly, and make the fun face, so they giggle. Then reach out to shake hands with them (introduce yourself to the HB8s and lower), and maybe do the spin move. Or just sit there until they giggle and say, "What?? Whaaaat??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???" Say "I can't tell you, we haven't known each other long enough". You can do this to girls at tables, and then wait until they start asking you questions. Then say "I can only stay 30 seconds" and sit down. Then stay as long as you want. You convey a lot of alpha "I'm not intimidated by you" characteristics by not even saying anything as your opener. Also, its very playful if done properly. You can also just use this as a style to lead into any opener that you want by following the plant-and-stare with a standard opener. Make it a playful one though.