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Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists....add that after stowing the loot...you'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and ecstasy... By this time she should've been laughing her ass off.

7. Requiem_Knight:

Hey guys, my friend wants to go to MIME college...how the hell do I convince him not to go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes. Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!!

8. Mother's Day (Strike)

You: Hey, give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother's day and I need a present. What do you suggest?
HB: (Wants to answer.)
You interrupt: (C&F) But please, no mama's boy presents.
HB: Blabla...buy her flowers.
You: Hey dork, I said NO MAMA'S BOY PRESENTS, right?
HB: Blabla...I don't buy a present for my mother.
You: Whaaaat? Oh you are a BAAAAAD GIRL!

From here you can either spank her, do a mini cold read or whatever. Easy, simple!

9. Motorcycle (Lucky13)

I need a female opinion. My buddy (put hand on wingman's shoulder) wants go get a bike (motorcycle). Could he get more chicks with a crotchrocket or Harley?

BANG! Each girl has her opinion and at least one will answer directly to the wingman, while the others start asking what you ride. They all want rides and you can always get a number close.

I know what you're thinkin. "But I don't have a bike!" It's not a problem. When she askes "what do you ride?" (and she will) just pull back with a humble, "Oh I'm just learning. I can't take you out yet." Then switch to, "So girls jump on the back of strangers' bikes all the time, but getting in a less leathel CAR with a stranger is 'dangerous'. What's up with that?"

10. Mr. Big (Dr. Paul)

Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad? Them: "Ooooohhh we LOVE Mr. Big!!"

11. My Little Pony (Jlaix)

Hey, guys... remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit. My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah...

12. MySpace (TrueStory)

You: Hey I saw you on MySpace!
Her: From where? Or: Really?
You: Yeah, they had this new category called 'Very Very Bad Girls' ...and they also say avoid you, so I am trying to find out if MySpace is right!

13. Never Be Couple (ijjjji, Tyler Durden)

Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! HB: "WHY?" Pause with puppy dog face. Cuz we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: "WHYYY???" Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!