Openers Collection IV

1. Kino Openers (Tyler Durden)

Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc… These require no memorization, easy for newbies.

2. Magazine (True Wolf)

Grab a magazine, picture, newspaper, item, anything! Then just examine it, and turn to her and ask, "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great, simple, mindless way to open, then keep things moving.

3. Make Up (TrueStory, Mettle)

PUA: Hey, can I ask you something? (ask your opinion)
Gril: Sure???
PUA: Ok, I can't stand here and talk for you for ever, so make it quick but, Should a guy wear makeup?
Girl: BLAH BLAH
PUA: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And every time we go somewhere, people are laughing at him. Behind his back. And i really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy, but he thinks he is expressing himself. how do you think i should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off. He is very sensetive.
Girl: Blah.
PUA: Yeah, I remember this one time, we were invited to a classy party...and my friend

Finish the story. Just make sure it's funny. Neg: (Look in her eyes.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.... it looks very funny.

4. Man Humor (larrythecaveman)

(1). Girls, check this out... I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn't that AWESOME?!! Girls: (Disapproving laugh.) Why can't you girls be more like men? Huh? Why can't you do cool things like US? Hey you, the blonde -I bet you can't even squish an empty beer can on your forehead!

(2). I was playing X computer game the other day. I was shooting people with a crossbow. One of the bad guys was very close to a wooden door, so when I shot him, the bolt pinned him to the door... so he was hanging uprights like that... and wiggling his feet in agony... and the door was swinging open with him pinned to it... Isn't that AWESOME?! Girls: "Umm, no?" You guys don't know what's cool.

5. Mentos (heilxmq)

Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she says, "What?" Then pull out your arm revealing a pack of MENTOS in your hand. It always kills them if they have seen the commercial and it usually starts a conversation too. Plus it is fun as HELL to do.

6. Mime (Authoritarianist)

You: I need an opinion on something. (Kino on the elbow to get her attention.)
Her: (Leans in closer.)
You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.
Her: (Smile or Crack up.)
You: When you see me doing my thing, will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to appear well-traveled) in my hat?
Her: I don't know are you any good?
You: I'm the best. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there. (pause + eye contact) I talk!