PU Openers Collection II

9. Eighties Music (Twentysix)

Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can't remember who sings it. It goes "you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc...." who sings that??? … I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I KNOW that isn't right! (Then later in the night you can like reopen with "Dead or Alive." This works with any one hit wonder 80s music.)

10. Elvis

(Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile? (Then look into her eyes and smile.)

11. Embarrassing Dare (DeVill)

Hey, y'all are women. You'll probably have some great answers to this question I have. Well first of all, have you ever known anyone who lost a bet and had to do a dare? (Throw in an FTC.) Okay. Well I have this bet going with a friend of mine (use whatever bet suits you), and the winner gets to choose an embarrassing dare that the the loser has to do. I've gotten some interesting ideas from a few people and I came up with a couple of my own. For example, (list 2 or 3 dares). I noticed that the best dares come from intelligent women 'cause y'all are more in touch with your emotional side. What do you guys think are some really funny ones?

Come up with a list of dares you can describe to them throughout the conversation. You can even throw one out all of a sudden later on if you run out of other things to talk about. If the target comes up with a really embarrassing dare, you can neg her by telling her friends "Whoa! She's vicious. Y'all better be careful around her."

You can turn this whole thing into a game of truth or dare with them. If you're at a bar, include some alcohol into the game if you want. This will also lead you into other games you can play to escalate the comfort and kino. You can also switch threads to tell them DHV stories about some things you and your friends have done before, either related to bets or just regular DHV stories you like to use.

13. ESP (Mystery)

"Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first number that pops into your head from one to four. Don't say it. Just think it ... now take that number and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?" She says OK "What's so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard, I see the number ... three."

Whether you get it right or not reply. "Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different number from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are thinking of the number ... 7." If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that's a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don't stake my reputation on mere chance."

If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "Really? Hmm… didn't know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)