PU Opener Collection I

9.Blind Date (Unknown)

To a set with no guys: Hey, I need your opinion on something. I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Are there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really know how to dress to impress or act the right way. (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield.) When a girl tells you to "be yourself," reply with a CF line or expression. Make a face and say, "Like this?" Then put up the serious face again, "I need to know", and then change to a happy face, "Come on, tell me the secret to girls' hearts, and how to dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like". A girl will volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns or routines. You might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. When going out with a total NEWBIE, make the blind date about the newbie. This way you don't have to come off AFC.

10.Blonde Hair (Tyler Durden) I

don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this.

YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion.

THEM: What???

YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE.

THEM: No.. yes... no.. (They debate.)

YOU: How about like this.. streaks.. etc

This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.. Ricki Lake show.." or many other routines.. just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE.

11. Bored Girl (A-Train)

C'mon it's not that bad, it's a Friday/Sat night, the music's good, the dance floor's pumping, why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment. Then, stop, as if to think about what you've just said.) Don't you hate it when people do that, you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. Like, I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile, it might not happen". I was just thinking, why doesn't she mind her own business, I was minding my own. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said.) Well... I've pretty much just killed my own conversation, so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends.

12. Chick Flick (MrSensitive)

PUA: Can I ask your opinion?

HB: Sure.

PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres, or new on DVD) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie. What do you think...is it ok for a guy to watch romantic movies?

HB: Of course it is. Why not?

13. City Move (Octal)

Hey - you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city... thinking of living here, but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous... difficult to meet people, and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers, also demonstrates you are a social guy.)

14. Compliment Opener

(Unknown) Compliment her on something she?s wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. You have an incredibly energy about you. You have an artless grace. That?s an incredible x-accessory, garment, etc.

15. Dating For Dummies (Herbal)

Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. Find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on it, and keep the book open to that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's your sign?" She will laugh again and probably answer. "Wow... this works great. Your turn." It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. It never fails to open.

16. David Bowie (Tyler Durden)

"Guys, do girls think that David Bowie is hot?" They'll talk about it, or some will remember he's the guy from Willow. Then if you can't transition, you can always say "I was reading Maxim over in the 7/11 (convenience store), and this smoking hot model was talking all this shit about how she loved David Bowie..", and then build off of that. Then STACK any other topic/routine afterwards, and you are IN. Also, you can do it in a low-key street approach, by just asking quietly, as if you were having a personal thought for the day or something..

17. StrongBad's Variation:

Because my little sister has this big poster of David Bowie up on her wall. Now David Bowie is an old man. He's OLD!!! Do girls think that OLD MEN are hot???

18. Tyler's variation:

Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah, blah, blah) Get this... my roommate?s little sister, she?s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I?m not talking an 8x10; I?m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It?s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She?s like 7 and he?s like 70. I?m seriously worried about my roommate?s little sister...

19. Dinosaurs (JayTea, Hawt)

Hey, what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy, playful attitude, smile.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon, that's lame. You only said that because you remember that name. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. It's so common, and to think, I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. I want a good one, and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur.

Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones. And well, orange is my favorite color. Eventually though, I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. But yeah, don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. Because I mean, come on, Ninja Turtles are way sweeter. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello. Hell, You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles, use Scooby Doo, or Power Rangers, have fun with it.)

20.Bi Girl (Lush)

I've used it 30 times and it often hooks.