PU Opener Collection I

1. Are You Shy?

(Unknown) Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven?t said "hi".

2. Arrest (Vincent Chase)

Excuse me... You're not Susan Jensen, are you? (They usually say no, then offer their name. If they don't offer their name simply ask, "What's your name?" Try to get the first and last name.) Oh, in that case. You're under arrest. (Turn her around.) You have the right to remain silent. (Take her by the forearms.) Anything you say can and will be fucking hilarious, because I'm not a police officer, but you fell for it hard.

3. Attractive Gay Guy (Octal)

Lets say you find a guy attractive, right? But then you find out he's gay... does he become less attractive to you because of that? (Elaborate this into a play-off between the "people want what they can't have" POV and the "why would you be attracted to someone who could never return your attraction?" POV)

4. Avoiding Someone (Foucault)

So you know when you're at a party, and someone you're avoiding shows up...and you have to look completely enthralled in conversation to keep them from talking to you? Her: "Oh totally..." (No one has said no yet.) Yeah, so thanks for helping me out.

5. Awesome Day (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say, "I just had the most AWESOME day." Then tell her what happened. Recite something very cool - AND detailed. Involve her. Tell her about your brush with greatness. Nothing boring like you just got an A in Gym though. After a ten minute chat of how great your life is lately, you then cap it with, "And now I meet YOU. It can't get any better.

6. Batman (UltraMagnes) Does Batman have nipples? My friend and I are having a debate... (Go on to dicuss the different versions of costumes, different eras, etc.)

7. You: Hey guys, real quick, I need to ask an opinion. Can a straight guy date a bi girl?

Girls: Blah Blah Blah.

You: Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my buddy Phil has been dating this girl and yes it turns out she's bi. It was no big deal until he realized that they share a former ex. So essentially he's dating his  ex-girlfriend's, ex-girlfriend. What do you think about that?

8.Bi-Karma (Jack Violent, Spillz, Slimijs)

Alright, so not too long ago, my friend Adam threw a party and invited a lot of our friends. About halfway through the night, a really good friend of ours, Sarah comes in. Normally she would have been invited, but she's been having personal issues lately, and just has been a horrible person to hang with. She starts drinking pretty heavily, but Adam feels so bad for her he can't bear to humiliate Sarah in front of all our friends by cutting her off or kicking her out. Sarah goes overboard and starts yelling at Adam right in the middle of the party. Well Sarah is bi-sexual and she says she has slept with Adam's girlfriend, and the two get into a huge fight. They refuse to speak to each other, and it's really causing problems in our group. The next week, another friend of ours throws a party and invites Adam and Sarah's younger sister who is also part of our group. She gets a bit drunk and sleeps with Adam. Adam ditches her afterwards and never speaks to her again. The problem is they're both best friends of mine, and the other refuses to speak to me while I'm still friends with the other. Adam slept with Sarah's sister who was a friend of mine, but Sarah slept with Adam's girlfriend. She also grew out of control at Adam's party, but Adam was reluctant to cut her off. I can't tell who's done worse, and girls usually give some good insight in these things.