Quick Halloween Neg Opener

Style: Here's a great neg opener for Halloween tonight if you're going to any parties. Field-tested from Saturday:

Act AS IF you think she's dressed as something she's NOT.

If she's dressed in any kind of cheesy trying-to-be sexy outfit, say, "Are you supposed to be a pirate?" (You can even exploit it a little and show her to your friends who are in on it, "Check out this awesome pirate costume.")

Or ask her if she's dressed as a WITCH when she's not. Or if she's got curly hair (or a curly wig) ask if she's supposed to be that guy from Napoleon Dynamite. Etc. Etc.

It's a quicker way to start an interaction in a loud, fast-paced party environment than using an opinion opener.

Fun....

AllCentury: I guess those could work. I did a similar neg opener all weekend.

      I was a sex therapist...

      "Thank god your witch outfit isn't that good... because I can tell you right now a witch and a sex therapist would NEVER get along"

      "I can tell you right now, you standing next to me w/ that maid uniform is totally taking away from my sex therapist outfit. I don't think this relationship is gonna work, but then again what romance novel has a sex therapist & a maid fall in love?"

Novel: Here's one more in my style: Stop talking, squint at her. "You would make a GREAT werewolf!"

      Resume talking.

Blarney Stevens: Yep. I used hockey player all weekend. Which was great, as it easily yielded to further teasing on which player the cop/angel/whatever looked like:

            "It's a helluva costume. You look just like Gretzky.
            Hey Matt!
            C'mere!
            Doesn't she look just like Wayne Gretzky?
            Dude -- how did you get the stubble?"

SyTaylor: I kinda did this without thinking this past weekend, this drunk girl I half sarged before (froze her out after she tried one shit test too many, thought sod it, more women about heh)... Well she comes up to me and goes "I know you, grabs my chin". I went "what are you some kind of witch, we never met!" She goes into "we did!! I know we did!" C&F... some vibing, #close.

DaVinci: I used this on a HB9 earlier today:

            Me: Ya know, you can take your mask off now, Halloween was yesterday!
            HB9:shock Cheeky sod! lol
            Me: Yea, I'm just kidding, but seriously, take it off biggrin

LarryTheCaveMan: I had fun all week in Malls with halloween-costumed girls. I opened with "Where's your broom?", "Can you turn me into a frog?" (presupposing I am a prince, some girls thought I was hilarious, but some didn't get the joke), "Gene Simmons is cool!" and other silly things.

      In a McDonald's I asked the girl "Where's your broom?" and then "Wait, you have no broom... At McDonald's you have MOPS! Can you fly on those?".

      These holidays are a license to be silly and have fun with people. Actually, they are a reminder that we can have fun with people ALL THE TIME (not just on holidays).

RedLeader: Ah love the neg opener. My fave.

      The first approach I ever made in a club after reading DeAngelos stuff was a hard neg opener.