author: "ijjjji"
date: Fri 22 Nov 2004 02:33 GMT
website: www.fastseduction.com
subject: ijjjji Method - Part IV ...Are you rich? Aww I need a rich GF who can support me while I start a boy band - The Whatever Boys! But hey - I need ...
Just say something, Compliments, Negs, Impressions, Mini Cold Reads, Cocky, Disqualifying, Cocky, Disqualifying, Frame Stealing, DLV, Guessing, Breaks
1.1 Just say something!
Right now I wanted to talk to you - hi my name is ijjjji!
My evil twin told me to talk to you!
My invisible friend told me to talk to you!
Question - my shirt! I know its nice but I'm worried maybe its too sexy!
Question - you the jealous type? Ok, so if I was your BF, I could still drink coffee with my ex once a week?
1.2 Compliment/NEG
Aww so nice hair - is it real? (pull hair) But it moved!
Wow.. beautiful eyes.. especially the right one!
Cute teeth - are they real?
Nice nails - are they real?
Wow.. I can see you work out.. now and then..
You're pretty - you could have been a model.. if you were a little taller.. and a little thinner..
You look sexy from behind!
Nice outfit you're almost wearing!
1.3 Impression /mini cold read
Bad girl!
Naughty girl!
Wow.. party girl!
You are trouble! I shouldn't be talking to you!
There is something mystical about you! You give me a strange feeling..
You look like you are hiding something!
I can't trust you!
Aww you look just like.. a little angel!
Aww you look just like.. a little princess!
1.4 Cocky, disqualify
Wow.. you are almost as sexy as me!
You look happy - did you just fart?
Aww... you are soooo cute! I want to adopt you!
Wow - your eyes are the same color as my porsche!
Sooo... I heard you wanted to fight me! Cool.. then we can have hot make up sex afterwards!
Awww you are so cute from behind - I had to see the rest! (She asks what you think) On a scale from 1 to 10.. guess!
I lost my teddy (puppy dog face).. would you sleep with me?
Aww you are soo cute.. but we could never be a couple - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings!
Aww you are soo cute.. I almost forget I'm not looking for a relationship right now!
Wow.. I could marry a girl like you.. but I'd divorce you a week later and take all the money and let you keep the dog.
Are you rich? Aww I need a rich GF who can support me while I start a boy band - The Whatever Boys! But hey - I need groupies too! But you don't look like groupie material - she can be my groupie and you can be my manager! Yeah!
2.1 Cocky, disqualify, frame stealing
Aww I love you.. like a sister!
You want to kiss and hug me but I wont let you.
You want me so much but we can't risk losing this wonderful friendship!
I'm no good for you - he is cute - he suits you - you look cute together!
Let me see (grab hand) see, your good girl line is very long.. and look at this long bad boy line - we could never be a couple!
Shit! A poisonous snake bit me in the testicles - you got to help me suck out the poison - now!
Can I kiss your belly button from the inside?
Look! (Point and stick a finger in her belly)
(Bump her) OMG you're so drunk you can't walk!
You are trying to resist me but forget it - I'm irresistible!
Girls wait in line to be with me!
Why do you think I'm so sexy? But you look at me like a priest looking at an alter boy!
Its hard to be a sex symbol!
Won't you get too aroused if I sit this close?
My friends are jealous because mine is bigger!
OMG I think I love me!
I'm hard - are you wet?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling!
You could be the president.. of my fan club!
OMG you are so nice! Wait - there is a stain on your halo (pretend to rub her halo).. there - now you are a perfect little halo girl!
Hey - no matter how drunk you get me, you can't have my body tonight! I'm not that cheap!
Hey - stop looking at me like a piece of meat - I'm a human being.. I have feelings!
