A WBAFC (Way Below Average Frustrated Chump)
Is a virgin and thinks women should be "respected".
Has never kissed a woman in his life, doesn't know how.
Is sexually repressed in someway; doesn't understand how guys get laid and thinks its wrong to fuck women, even if he wants to.
Couldn't get laid in whore house with $5,000 in his pocket.
Gets his nails "colored" in order to feel (at least once in his life) what it would be like if a chick was spanking his monkey for him.
Becomes uneasy or embarrassed when talking about sex. Thinks thongs are gross.
Sings along to the lyrics of AFC songs out loud and watches way too many Hollywood romantic comedies.
Gets sweaty and nervous if a woman even looks at him.
Believes his problem is he hasn't "blossomed" yet ...or worse, doesn't know he has a problem.
Jacks off to Japanese comics.
Thinks "be yourself" actually means "be yourself".
Has had at least 10 crushes on chicks he's never talked to, and is well on his way to 5 more...before finally realizing he might have an issue (that he hasn't yet met the "right girl").
Thinks players exist only in fantasy......if he even knows what a player is.
Thinks the character "Ross" on the TV Show "Friends" is a player.
A BAFC (Below Average Frustrated Chump)
Thinks he might have a problem...but doesn't know what the problem is.
Bases his perception of romantic love on what he sees in movies.
He believes in "fate" and thinks the advice "being yourself" is gold...he thinks someday he'll magically meet his dream HB and they'll live happily ever after.
Dresses GQ but talks to dudes all day.
Realizes players exist, but thinks the lifestyle is evil or to be scorned.
Believes that Playboy's "playmates" are not really like other women, because when unfolding the centerfold he blurts internally, "Oh Anna-Marie, you are so beautiful you just can't be one of them. I love you so much I should bless you footsteps wherever you go! Muah!".
When his AFC friends just say "hi" to chicks, he thinks they are players.
Has never heard the term "alpha male".
An AFC (Average Frustrated Chump)...
Knows he has a problem attracting chicks...thinks he'll eventually solve it by doing the same things over-and-over...or that one day Oprah will give him that one piece of advice that will make the difference.
Knows players exist, secretly wishes to be one, doesn't know how.
Has heard the phrase "Let's Just Be Friends" from just about every chick he's taken out on a date.
Depends on luck for all his success.
Has that "one girl" he's trying to figure out how to get.
May have found mASF but still can't admit to himself he's an AFC...or miraculously realizes how great a PUA he is already is going to become as when he can finally PU that one special girl after reading stuff in ASF for 30 seconds. All he has to do is just post one request for advice on the forum and start it with "This isn't one-itis, but there's this one girl who..."
A rAFC (Average Frustrated Chump, starting path to recovery) [GPUA-1]
Has finally gotten past the stage in his life of having "crushes" on chicks, but still occasionally falls into the one-itis trap.
Doesn't currently have one-itis, but stays in touch with his ex-GF (who nexted him a year ago...so he claims it's not one-itis).
Thinks masturbation is OK, but would like to and will try to fuck a chick once in a while at least for the sake of meeting some new people!
Has found mASF and admitted to himself he's an AFC.
Has asked where to find the "Elvis opener" / "newbie mission" at least once...and has succesfully field tested the one of them, with his mother!!!