author: "Mystery"
date: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 04:00:00 GMT
newsgroup: alt.seduction.fast
subject: Re: ORIGINAL INTROs and OPENERs
>"Exuse me mam,,,,Do you have a cell phone,?",,and she says " yeah,,why?",,and i said,,, "Good , cuz i was wondering if i can borrow it so I can phone god and tell him i found one of his missing angels" ,,and she totally smiled at me and laughed,,and after that i said,," i am so glad you laughed cuz i was totally willing to make a complete fool out of myself just to get the chance to meet you,,my name is... (your name here)
this sucks BIGTIME. This is lamo. You look like a guy who have to FIGHT the fear of possible rejection, yet a real ladies-man wouldnt get htis fear in the first place seeing as hes comfortable around women. Also, the line is a shitty PICKUP LINE. And NOW she knows WHY you want to meet her. I doubt you got her. Just cause she laughed doesnt mean you gave a good impression. Nothing personal BTW, its just that this intro is NEWBIE lamo and a big piece of shit. NEWBIEs, please dont bother wasting time with this shit.