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author:          "Unknowns"
date:             Fri 28 Jan 2004 14:23 GMT
subject:       Short takes  ...QUESTION: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?...

QUESTION: Why is air a lot like sex?
ANSWER: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

QUESTION: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
ANSWER: He heard the snow blower coming.

QUESTION: What's the difference between light and hard?
ANSWER: You can sleep with a light on.

QUESTION: Why is sex like a bridge game?
ANSWER: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

QUESTION: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
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