Flying Dildo

author:          "Unknown"
date:             Fri 21 Dec 2004 16:20 GMT
website:      www.fastseduction.com
subject:        Flying Dildo ... And Flying out of the window comes, right in front of us... a dildo, and a porno magazine! right there ...

Hey, are you guys from San Francisco? This town is crazy; you guys have got to watch out. I was out the other night, it's like 2 in the morning, and everything's closed. And, I'm just walking down the sidewalk with my friends, when this window opens up, right over the sidewalk. And Flying out of the window comes, right in front of us... a dildo, and a porno magazine! right there on the sidewalk! And, It's one of those big rubbery dildos too, and it just jiggling across the sidewalk.

But, what's crazy is this girl with us. And, I don't know if it's her instinctive hardwired reaction or what... but she instantly starts reaching for the dildo. I swear to god! And her boyfriend sees this from the street, and he comes running over. It's like slow motion "Noooooooooooooo" and at the last minute he kicks it out. Phew. I just look at him and I'm like, what are we playing, dildo soccer now?