author: "Unknown"
date: Sat 24 Dec 2003 01:16 GMT
website: www.fastseduction.com
subject: The "Perfect" couple ...I'm out with my friend John the other night. And John's this friend from grade school. He was always ...
You guys ever seen the "Perfect" couple?
Well, I'm out with my friend John the other night. And John's this friend from grade school. He was always kinda nerdy, you know. Kinda like Millhouse on the Simpsons. Right. And When we were kids we'd always make him laugh during lunch to get him to spit his milk out. It was just too much fun. Actually, we still do it, when we're out drinking. We try to get him to spit beer out his nose. So, anyway, we're at this bar, and we meet some girls, it's going good. And John tells this story. It's not even that funny, but when he's done, this one girl just starts busting up laughing. She just goes so crazy, she spits her beer out all over me. You know. .. like out her nose and everything. Man. So, I'm totally disgusted, and I'm like wiping it off and stuff. And John leans in and whispers "This one's mine."
