Cocky & Funny Openers II

Laugh and say "You look like you just lost your best friend".

Girl getting unwanted attention from obvious jerks: Roll up and link arms with her so you're in between. "We were just going to X, right?" (yeah let's go). While walking away: "You have some creepy friends".

You're standing behind a girl who's reading a newspaper or magazine. Read it over her shoulder, and as soon as she turns the page say "Hey wait, I'm not done reading that yet!" If she apologizes say " I forgive you." Wait a second then say "OKAY, you can turn the page now." Say

"Do you always read magazines/ crap newspapers like this? You seemed a lot more intellectual than that..."

Sexual Innuendo C&F Approaches

Generally it's not a good idea to make a sexually suggestive comment when opening. When you see a hot woman, put that lust away so you can enjoy it later-with her! But there may be situations where such an opener is appropriate, like if the girl seems the type, you've had prior friendly contact with her, etc.

"That's a great outfit you're ALMOST wearing" (Strip club or bar or general)

ELEVATOR: "You know, if this elevator gets stuck, we could be trapped in here for weeks. And then I'd have to EAT you..."

"In my next life I want to come back as those pants!"