Cocky&Funny Opener I

If she has a spot or stain on her clothes:

Point it out and say "What's the matter with you? Don't you know how to do laundry??"

For a woman with her roots showing:

"Wow, how do you dye only the roots that dark color? That takes a lot of skill!"

For a general clothing opener (also gives you time to think of something about her clothing to bust on her about): Smile and say " Congratulations!" She'll say "For what?" Rip on her about her clothing, like "That's the skimpiest outfit I've seen all day" or "You make more noise walking in those shoes than anyone else".

Accusing her of common guy behavior is a great approach.

(Bumps into you) "Hey WHOA...hands off the merchandise!" (pause) "You know what, you're cute, I changed my mind...just don't touch the hot spots, OK? Try to control yourself until we get to know each other a little more" .

(Bumps into you and says sorry) "It's ok. I know you were just trying to pick me up. You know, if you want to meet me all you have to do is say hi…you don't have to physically hit me." (haha) "I mean it, that's my WEAK arm you bumped into".

(Woman walking behind you) "Stop following me, I'm getting that stalker vibe from you!" (pause while she snaps out of her likely daydreaming) "And stop staring at my ass!" (I wasn't looking at your ass!) "Come on, I can feel your eyes burning a hole in the back of my pants!

You can take a snapshot of it for $4.99...as long as it's for your personal enjoyment. Don't show it to all your friends."

(Woman walking behind you or standing behind you) "Hey are you staring at my ass??"

(Woman walking behind you) "Hey are you stalking me? I'm so tired of hot women following me around all day, it gets annoying."