Cocky & funny comments and themes III

• " My friend's jealous because mine is bigger."
• " I love myself sooo much I can't leave myself alone."
• " I wish I could split myself in 5 "me"s so that I could please ALL the women."
• " I have to go to the hospital tomorrow" - "What for?" - " To get an operation, (pointing down) mine's too big"
• "Do you know how I can have a 10 inch dick?" (how) " When I fold it in half"
• " Can you help me? I have to pee and the doctor said I can't lift anything heavy."
• "You know, if you were even HALF as gorgeous as me I'd consider sleeping with you."
• " You're a 9.9 You'd only be a perfect 10 if you were naked and on top of me."
• " Hey you've got something on your butt." (What?) "My eyes!"
• " My lips are registered weapons."
• Group approach: "Ok I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?"
• "Have you tried an AUSTRALIAN kiss? It's like a French kiss but Down Under."
• " Let's just bypass all the bullshit and let's get naked."
• " I wonder, how would your inner thighs feel against my cheeks?"
• " Let's flip a coin: Head at my place, tail at yours."
• " I want to passionately kiss you on the lips...then work my way up to your bellybutton."
• " You know, if I were you I'd have sex with me."
• "May I pleasure you with my tongue?"
• "It would be so good my NEIGHBOURS will have a cigarette when we're done."
• " Your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour-coordinated."
• " I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
• " You look great, the only problem is your clothes." (what's wrong?) " They're still on." Update
• " You know, that really bothers me, all those girls going after me, and they're only interested because of it, you know...I want to be appreciated for who I am, not for just my HUGE penis."
• " I should'nt talk about that, I don't want you to get incredibly turned on... I don't want you to make a mental picture of a huuuuuuuuuuuuge throbbing tasty penis." (Nathan: " Her eyes were glowing -- you could tell what she had in mind!" )
• " It's not possible to be cute without being picked up ... sometimes I wish I wasn't so cute" (Nathan: "One of the most important aspects of the GM technique is REVERSING ROLES")
• You: "Do you wake up early in the morning?". Her: " No, not really" . You: " Good, I don't like to be woken up". Whenever they don't react positively enough, you say:
• " Hide your joy / pleasure!!"
• "Last time I saw someone as excited as you, she was in a coma!"
• " If you don't like cute guys, just tell me!" (Most of the time the reply will be "no, no, we do like cute guys!" . This question reframes their possible dislike of you into a dislike of "cute guys" in general, which however they want to deny, thus being forced to confess, that they actually do like you. Tricky eh?)

Nathan Szilard, ASF: "OKAY ONE IMPORTANT THING: you'd think that he gets blown off every time he says something that stupid, right? YES HE SHOULD!! He would IF he didn't say "JUST KIDDING " *before* she has a chance to reply. Psychologically speaking, since she does not have the time to reply negatively, she's somewhat agreeing. It's rather obvious when you see it happening. If she starts replying negatively, he cuts her down by saying, " yeah I like to say stupid things, life's too short not to have fun" or " I like to act like a little kid - I AM a kid" . And then he continues with what he started with:) One other thing he uses to go kino fast and often is insulting the girl and then "apologizing" right away by kissing and hugging:)