Cocky & funny comments and themes II

"Hey, you're pretty smart…For a GIRL!"
"I could marry a woman like you." (really?) "I'd divorce you a week later and take half your money."
If she still lives at home, tease her about being grounded or having a curfew

C&F Responses to compliments

" Wow, you're really into me aren't you?
" Look, I'm not like other guys. This compliment thing isn't going to get you anywhere."
" Already starting with the compliments, huh? Look, let's just get this over with... go buy me the drink already."
" I'm not giving you my phone number, so just stop with the compliments."
" Come on, can't you at least think of something original to compliment me on?"
"I'm cute? You're cute too. What do you wanna do about it?"
(Nice shirt/ pants/ etc) " Thanks! Would you like to take it off me?"
(You're so _______) " Just giving the public what it wants."
(You're so _______) " I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to me, but please...control yourself."
(You have nice muscles) "You know, I'm really tired of you women treating me like some kind of piece of meat. I have feelings too, I'm not just a sex object."
(If she implies you're a gentleman) "Do you consider me GENTLE? I'll have to spank you more often then!"

"Caveman" C&F

"Cavemanning" is a form of playful physical teasing. It's basically cocky kinesthetics/ kino. It includes:
-Play fighting
-Giving her a light punch to her arm. If she punches back, "Owwwwww. That's my WEAK arm!!" This will really crack her up if you're very built.
-Hockey body checking her
-Picking up something small and swatting her with it! A napkin, straw, etc
-Flicking water at her
-Tickle attack!
-Slapping her butt if she's being a brat
-Throwing her over your shoulder and walking away with her ("I'm taking you home, you don't know how to act in public!")
If she's getting flustered and asks "Why I am talking to you??" "Because you LOVE me!" (blah blah denial) "Of course! I see it in your eyes!" (check her eyes, pull her eyelids down like a doctor) "Yup, it's pretty obvious".
"Hey did you know that they say you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy?" Joke about her hug shortage, lack of physical contact, etc. Do a "massage-hug", then: "Ohhh…I don't know if you DESERVE a massage yet"

Overdoing it (Tyler Durden, Cliff's List)

Too much cockiness will make you look insecure and arrogant, and too much humor makes you look goofy. You also risk crossing the line into making her feel ridiculed. If C&F goes too far, immediately follow with " You know, I'm so sorry. I'm a total dick sometimes. People think I'm a dick sometimes, because I'm always messing around. I like you. You're like my bratty little sister. Sorry for being a dick." Say this *sincerely*, but from a position of authority. Like your vocal tonality isn't seeking approval in any way. Then follow it up with a field tested funny story to diffuse the tension.

TURNAROUND STRUCTURE

1- Don't acknowledge that she's even pissed. Don't show any facial expressions of reaction to her getting upset. Laugh it off, but in a way where you're not laughing to cover up discomfort. Like you think she's almost joking or teasing. This is important, because if she thinks you realized she was serious, it's natural psychology to be consistent to it and not let it go.
2- Interpret it like she just qualified herself to you, in the way that she showed that she can stick up for herself. Do this in a funny way, using funny mini-cold-reads or future adventures projections.
3- Give a brief sincere apology from a position of authority.
4- Follow up immediately with something funny or intriguing to distract her. "Change her mood not her mind." " I grew up with a sister, and teasing was a form of affection" "We're like Sam and Diane from Cheers"