C&F Lines Collection I

"Thank you for the applause, it is so nice to get it at the beginning - as I seldom do at the end.."

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce

'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon

Two billion years of evolution and that's what you come up with

Do they ever shut up on your planet

Don't worry. I forgot your name too

You look like shit. Is that in style now

I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt

If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.