C&F Lines Collection I

I didn't know rolex made plastic watches

Nice……..You Buy that new?

When they bump you "Did you just grab my ass……..Damn"

I could marry a woman like you. (Be serious)…. I'd divorce you a week later and take half you money.

(When complimented) Can't you come back with something more original?

No I'm not going home with you. Why don't you buy me a drink?

Aren't you going to open the door for me

What's your problem?

I think I need to get in touch with my inner lesbian. I'd probably spend too much on batteries though.

Serious. Oh so is this the part where your gonna give me your little opinion oh that's so cute. ok go ahead.

When she says. As if (seriously) reply "isn't that cute"

Old enough to answer a question like that.

Misinterpret everything and tell her to back off

When they bust back

Yeah? To her lines

Save yours for a good spot.

Her good ones hehehehe

Bust on bad ones.

Suspisios question. Say how old are you quickly

Disses my stuff thanks for noticing.

Yes your ass looks fat in those pants

I was on the phone with your mom

What gave you the idea that we were

Why are you bringing up sex for the first time. What are you frustrated

Why do you wan't to learn how? Are you bisexual

I just call it like it is

Fake emotions are classic

Act offended

They laugh and are pissed

Laugh and your loser.

Don't see her more than 1 or 2 a week

End every meet

Call me don't make plans after 1st be open to possibilities

Misinterpret everything

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.

I don't now what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon

Two billion years of evolution and that's what you come up with

Do they ever shut up on your planet

Don't worry. I forgot your name too

You look like shit. Is that in style now

I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt

If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.