The puppydog routine

WHAT'S YOUR NAME SCRIPT::

HBs: what's your name?

PUA: brad pitt..

HBs: hahahhaha..

PUA: yeah, I'm just trapped in an UGLY guy's body..

HBs: nooooo.. you're not ugly.. no no no.. you're so cute!

(Get her to RATIFY that you're cute, so as you build attraction her friends have called you cute openly, and this builds rapport BIGTIME at the early stage of the sarge.. of course, most girls ask me my name early because I go in strong/tight, so if girls aren't asking you your name, then you know you need to work more on improving your attraction skillset.. "what's your name" = bigtime IOI)

MY DAD FLUSHED MY GOLDFISH ROUTINE:

wow, you seem so confident with your friends.. like you're kinda the leader of your peer group.. I just love your energy.. are you close with your family? yeah, I have a nice family (bullshit, but I think its better to seem close to your family so I just say that I am initially).. the thing is, I'm never sure if I can trust them.. (builds intrigue.. HB says "why", or maybe tells you why she can't either, which builds rapport.. so let her talk, and then launch this shit on her:)

my dad, when I was a kid.. I had these 4 goldfish.. and I loved them sooo much you know?? but then one day one of my fish, "Lynx", he got sick, and I went to my fishbowl and he was floating upsidedown.. I told my dad that my fish was doing a trick, and that he was swimming upside-down, and doing a back-float like I did in swimming lessons.. but then my dad told me something bad.. he told me that Lynx was DEAD.. so I made him promise to give him a funeral the next day, but he just flushed him down the toilet.. and you know what he did next???? he flushed ALL my fish down the toilet, and told me that they ALL died that same night.. but later on my mom told me that he just flushed them cause he didn't want to clean the tank.. I said that I would clean the tank, but I wasn't strong enough yet to scrub the dirt out because I was too LITTLE.. and I knew that my fish got killed because I wasn't able to take care of them!! So he flushed not only "Lynx", but also "Bobcat" - who was the little one with the red stripe, and the two girl fishes of my little sister, "Princess", and "Jem"..

LITTLE SISTER IN AUSTRALIA ROUTINE:

(I add this to my dead fish routine sometimes)

Yeah, my little sister is gone to Australia for a 6 month work visa.. I'm soooo scared that she's never going to come back.. she'll totally like it, and I won't see her for like months and months.. OMG, I love my little sister.. well she's 21 but I call her my little sister still, cause I always take care of her.. she helps me so much to stay organized for school.. I miss her so much.. I need my little sister (said in ULTIMATE puppy-dog tone, and watch the chick fucking MELT..)

***Just remember, that you FIRST convey that you are the most alpha guy she's *EVER* met.. Only then do you use PUPPYDOG routines…

By Tyler Durden