Some quick tactics and the ROUTINE SEQUENCE

Here's some quick tactics and the ROUTINE SEQUENCE I was playing with all weekend.. its easily good enough for a high energy 20 minute sarge when its expanded on:

You: "Hey, I need an opinion on something.. my hair, I'm thinking of dying it, like, -totally- blonde.." (this is the HAIR DYE opener that twentysix made up, and opens ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE TIME)

Chicks: "blah blah blah yes no yes no blah blah"

You: "how about streaks? how about like this? how about like that?" Chicks: "blah blah drivel drivel"

You: "Yeah, well I'm going on TV"

Chicks: "what show?!"

You: "The Ricki Lake show" TRANSITION TO RICKI LAKE OPENER Chicks: "wow.. yeah he should go.. no he shouldn't blah blah blah"

You: "yeah... maybe they'll fight like on the Springer show blah blah..." .... (transition to GIRLS FIGHTING OPENER): "DID YOU SEE THOSE TWO GIRLS FIGHTING

OUTSIDE?!"

Chicks: "nooo wayyyyy man! blah blah"

You: "yeah.. I think that they were strippers (the guys in the groups will dig this).. I could tell.. their names were Candy and ISIS.."

Chicks: hahahha..

You: "so if you guys were strippers, what would your stripper names be?" Chicks: "blah blah.. princess, brandy, whatever retarded shit.."

You: "hahha.. yeah... it's like.. wait a sec, OK, do you think that guys lie more than girls?"

Chicks: blah blah girls.. no guys.. no girls.. blah blah drivel drivel"

You: "hmmm.. well I dunno.. hey get this: MYSTERY SPELLS OPENER" (you can find these routines on www.mysterymethod.com if you're not familiar)..

Chicks: "ooohh man.. spells are real/fake/whatever.."

You: "yeah... that's so wack.. that's why you gotta be careful who you go out with.."

Chicks: "yeah.."

You: "yeah I have a test.." Chicks: "what?!"

You: "JUGGLER'S GIRLFRIEND TEST (3 questions, on what they prefer.. make up your own, or use his)"

Chicks: "answer the questions.."

You: "well you got 2 out of 3, so we can be friends hahha" (C&F delivery) Chicks: "hahaha.."

You: "Hey get this.. my friend just broke up with his girlfriend.. he's 5'1

and looks like an albino gary coleman.. how can he meet chicks.." (ALBINO GARY COLEMAN OPENER: search mASF 'Advanced' forum post "Style and Maddash on the loose")

Her: "blah blah"

You: "well... how would YOU hit on a guy then???"

TRANSITION INTO C&F FRAMES FROM KOOPER'S VERY RECENT POST IN 'ADVANCED' FORUM

where she roleplays that she's hitting on you...

Then she has to hit on you, make her say that she has a GUY name like JOE or something, and when she says something good its:

You: "oh.. you're so sweet (kiss her)... I'll let you buy me drinks and take me out.. blah blah blah.... actually come with me I have something to show you" (look to her friends, "I'm going to show something to JOE.. it that ok?"

ISOLATE, run 4 questions game.

By Tyler Durden