A field-report about Amog by Tyler

HB hahahhaha

TD Yeah, and on that bodypart, there are ten times more nerve endings than anything that a guy has..

HB hahahaha..

TD That's why when girls have sex, they go "AWWWWW... OOHHHHH".. and guys are like "ummmm yeah, this is cool"

HB hahahahahahahahahah (dies laughing) IT'S TRUE! Girls are sexual predators! OMG, I can't believe you know that!

AMOG Wow, this guy is smart..

TD Thanks bro. Man, I love compliments. Its definitely ON between us tonight, dude.

HB hahahaha..

TD Check this out. My friend showed me this earlier today. This rocks. Get a coin out (I start running the coin-snatch trick).

As f*cking USUAL, and I see this ALL THE TIME with AMOGs - he steals the coin out of my hand. BUT, because I have the IOIs, I just say "Hey, my boyfriend is feeling a little insecure. Get the coin back from him." and I turn my back on her. Because I've turned my back, she feels the loss of the takeaway and starts SCREAMING at the guy to give it back.
He looks like an idiot, having to give it back. btw, in cases where this happens *before* I have the IOIs to make her scream at him to get it back, I just pump a bunch of mini-cold-reads and teases in a row, to get her buying temperature up fast, and
then ask. She'll do it. In this case, I have buying temperature already, so I just tell the girl what to do, and turn around and smirk to the guy who came with me, whose jaw is dropped, gaping at how I've structured this. She pulls me and tugs me to turn back around, and I run the coin snatch basic trick.

HB OMG OMG OMG OMG... That was SO FAST..

TD You're awesome.. I love how you laugh at all my jokes and you make me feel like I'm the sh*t.. I want to hang with you all the time.. Actually, I know I never will, because its a bar-thing, but I felt the emotion of wanting it for one brief second back there, nonetheless..

HB NOOOOOOO, you have to hang with me, blah blah..

TD No no.. Your boyfriend here can take care of you. Look at this guy. He's super nice. He even tried to buy me a drink. You could get drinks from this guy, and he'd call you 10 times a day and worship you and always seek your approval. Plus, look how cute he is. And look at his arms. (I squeeze his arms).

AMOG Oh, thanks man.. You're cute too (not good enough of a comeback, so she's still focused on me).

TD (I roll my eyes at the girl like "let's go" girl eyecode, and she nods to me in understanding).

AMOG (whispers into my ear) Dude, this girl is from Perth (45 minutes away). She doesn't live here. You won't get her.

TD (ignoring the comment) You know, I have an intuition about you. You're from Perth, aren't you? That's the feeling I get.

HB HOLY SHIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT????

AMOG I *told* him..

TD Umm yeah. HB, it was actually intuition. Watch. Picture a number on a blackboard, from one to four. Picture it, picture it, picture it.... OK..... THREE.

HB OMG OMG OMG.. How did you do that???

AMOG He guessed..

TD Yeah, cool man.. Anyway, keep picturing the black board.. Picture a number from one to ten.. Picture it, picture it, picture it........ SEVEN.

HB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (screams)

(she now believes that I could tell that she was from Perth on my own, and thinks that the AMOG is lying to her)

TD I'll teach you that sometime. It's easy to learn, but not many people know it. Everyone has it in them.

HB OMG.

TD I'm trusting you more now. But I still see that predator thing on your face. I'm going to trust-test you. (run trust test, and fail her even though she does decent.. I slap her hands away and tell her to 'go away', as she keeps her hands there like a puppydog trying to take another shot.. she gets it good, and then I put her hands on my thighs, and she keeps them there as I lean back in my chair - good IOI).

I then run the teddybear lap tactic thing on her, and she jumps off me and shrieks. She whispers in my ear "You can't do that with them here.. Don't do that right now.." I'm surprised. I've never had that trick fail even once. Instead of worrying, I just plow through, and figure to try again later, once buying temperature is up (although I'm surprised, because all of my intuitions were telling me that she was high enough to sit on my lap).