Cocky and Funny Routines

Cocky and Funny Approaches:

After eye contact/AI:

• Don't just look at me and keep walking! I'm not just a piece of meat you know! I have feelings too! Stop and talk to me…

• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

• For a woman wearing leather skirt or high boots:

• You're wearing a leather skirt/boots! Some POOR cow had to die so you could show off your legs!

• For accessories:
  Those are some pretty earrings. I didn't know toy stores sold earrings like that!

Cocky and Funny Opener with push and pull:

• (In line at fast-food restaurant) Damn…I-AM-SICK of this fast food…do you know how to cook? No?? Ok we're broken up then, I'm
   going to find a woman who can cook…
   (while she cracks up, talk to another chick, then come back) OK, so you can't cook… well, what else do you have going for you??
   Are you adventurous?

• Hey, where do you think you're going? (to X) Is THAT where you're going? You have to have greater goals in life.
  Girl ignores your opener and keeps walking: What, did my good looks really scare you away that badly?

• Go up to a girl, start walking next to her, and say Have you ever walked with a more sexy man? OR Does it upset you to be
  walking with such a sexy man because nobody's looking at you and everyone's looking at me?

• Your dog is sooo cute!! What's his name? (stop and check underneath dog) Uhhhh, yeah. HIS name or if it's a female, Uhhhh, I
   mean HER name

Cocky and Funny Qualifying:

Cocky and Funny is great for qualifying, because a woman might not know if you're joking or not.

• We could never be together, because I wouldn't take your shit, and you wouldn't take MY shit. We'd fight all the time... and I'D WIN.

• You know, you're pretty cool. I could actually get to like you. But don't get any ideas, cause I'm not that easy.

• I can tell you're a woman with great taste. (How do you know?) Because you laugh at my jokes! (laughs) See? Just like that!

Reference:
1. David DeAngelo, Double Your Dating (2003)
2. Getting Away with Overuse of Cocky and Funny or Stacking
3. The Professional Bachelor Dating Guide - How to Exploit Her Inner Psycho by Brett, Dr. Tate (Paperback - Jan 1, 2007)
4. NLP: The New Technology of Achievement by NLP Comprehensive, Steve Andreas, and Charles Faulkner (Paperback - Feb 19,
   1996)
5. The Exclusive Layguide: When Dating and Having Sex with Incredibly Hot Women is No Longer Mirage Even If You Don't Look Like
   a Model or Don't Make a Fortune by Michael Antonio (Paperback - Aug 18, 2007)